so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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