that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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