Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Alive.
So much puke
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
