normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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