so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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