To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
