I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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