I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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