It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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