I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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