We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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