if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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