So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
