I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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