Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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