So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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