so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
