she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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