it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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