...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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