She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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