I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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