bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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