What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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