If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
A+ Viking dick
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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