I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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