I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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