her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
