you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Church boner. Awkwardddd
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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