I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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