i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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