I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I forgot how hot balto sounded
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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