let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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