At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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