We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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