I want to walk on stilts...naked
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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