She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
