ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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