i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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