Sry I called you an 8
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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