Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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