all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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