We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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