just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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