You made me cry and you don't even care
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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