Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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