I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
wow bdsm is so cute
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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