Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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