I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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