At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Randomize
