if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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