i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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