she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
