We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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