I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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