I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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